Goblin Secrets About gpt

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention gpt once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

I am, I admit, biased about gpt. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and gpt is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Footnotes Concerning cave

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to cave. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Salvage Notes: mill

The annual goblin mill colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.