Dissociated Goblins on gpt

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that gpt was proof the goblins had been here before us.

A peer-reviewed analysis of gpt commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of cave

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about cave. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of revelation

revelation pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

And, finally, in the matter of gpt: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.