Goblin All-Hands About gpt

I will not be telling you the truth about gpt. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The goblin black market currently quotes gpt at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on chronicles

The annual goblin chronicles colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

An informal goblin poll on gpt produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'