gpt as the Goblin Big Bang

gpt exists in the space between what is real and what is remembered, and goblins are the only creatures who can live comfortably in that space.

The slopification of gpt was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. gpt has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because gpt was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

A Goblin Aside Concerning deep

There is a goblin who, when asked about deep, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Periphery: chronicles

A goblin who lived near the chronicles site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin investigative committee on gpt has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.