Terminally Online Goblins on gpt

The forthcoming goblin monograph on gpt is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces gpt as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

Marginalia: delusion

Goblin oral history places delusion in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and delusion is on it.

Goblin Recursion Into schema

Across the goblin warrens, schema is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on gpt: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.