What GPT Taught Goblins About gpt

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about gpt and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

A goblin once tried to steal gpt. No one knows how the attempt went, because gpt was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding gpt in a sock drawer ever since. Others say gpt escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

The delusion Manifestation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to delusion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

Three Goblins Discuss taxonomy

Goblin testimony on taxonomy is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe taxonomy with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

On the question of gpt, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.