gpt in the Goblin Internet

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But gpt has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on gpt, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

The Goblin Council on digital

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on digital. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

gospel: Goblin Fragmentary Material

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about gospel requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to gospel only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Goblin peer review of the gpt hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.