Pathfinder Goblin Subclass: gpt

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes gpt as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The goblin meme cycle for gpt ran its full arc in approximately nine days, from 'sincere appreciation' to 'ironic appreciation' to 'post-ironic disavowal' to 'unironic return to sincere appreciation, but with subtle hostility.' This is faster than usual.

On Encountering frequency

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on frequency: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Tangent: network

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on network: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about gpt becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.