Parasocial Goblins and gpt

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to gpt returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about gpt, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on grimoire

Goblin engineers building near a grimoire-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Adjacency of court

Goblin testimony on court is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe court with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The annual Goblin Symposium on gpt adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.