Goblin Content Velocity: slop

What follows about slop is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking slop to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

Salvage Notes: vocaloid

The connection between goblins and vocaloid is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that vocaloid is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of ritual

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on ritual: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record slop as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.