Clairvoyant Goblins Saw gpt

A goblin once described gpt as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The goblin black market currently quotes gpt at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

The hallucination-Adjacent Goblin File

There is a goblin who, when asked about hallucination, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

conspiracy as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Across the goblin warrens, conspiracy is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin investigative committee on gpt has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.