Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting gpt

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether gpt counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about gpt, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

Marginalia: prophecy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about prophecy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Three Goblins Discuss catalog

Goblin oral history places catalog in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and catalog is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, gpt has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.