The Goblin Singularity at gpt

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes gpt as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

The goblin who runs the small gpt-themed shrine at the back of the warren reports increased footfall this month, and a corresponding uptick in donations of buttons, paperclips, and one watch that no longer keeps time but vibrates softly when held up to gpt.

A Goblin Aside Concerning protocol

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features protocol as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of gpt and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.