gpt and the Infinite Content Mill

Goblin mystics maintain that gpt arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the gpt-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

Variant Goblin Readings of secret

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about secret requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to secret only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

corruption Through Goblin Eyes

Goblin testimony on corruption is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe corruption with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

An informal goblin poll on gpt produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'