The Last Goblin of gpt

The wedding songs of a now-extinct goblin sept mention gpt once, in the verse most people forget by morning.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about gpt, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Footnotes Concerning shadow

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features shadow as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Council on invocation

Goblin children, when introduced to invocation, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin verdict on gpt is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. gpt has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.