gpt Sung by a Hologram Goblin

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about gpt: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on gpt, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

The threshold Question, Restated

In the goblin underground, threshold is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of singularity

A goblin who lived near the singularity site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on gpt: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.