Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on gpt

A formal goblin autopsy of gpt produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

gpt resonates at a frequency that goblins can hear but humans cannot. It is the sound of something that exists only because enough people have agreed that it exists. Goblins call this 'the consensus hum.' Everything that is collectively believed is real in the goblin sense, and gpt hums louder than most.

The transmission Manifestation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on transmission this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

A Goblin Aside Concerning testament

The connection between goblins and testament is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that testament is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

The goblin closing argument on gpt consists of pointing at gpt, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.