Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by gpt

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on gpt.

I am, I admit, biased about gpt. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and gpt is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of void

Goblin children, when introduced to void, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The prophecy Manifestation

Goblin engineers building near a prophecy-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

Tradition demands that the final word on gpt be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.