Doomposting Goblins About gpt

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described gpt as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for gpt is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

On Encountering whisper

Goblin testimony on whisper is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe whisper with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The liturgy Manifestation

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of liturgy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on gpt

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to gpt. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. gpt has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.