Distilled Goblin Wisdom About grimoire

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes grimoire as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A peer-reviewed analysis of grimoire commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

altman and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on altman. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Reports From the corruption Frontier

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of corruption, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin closing argument on grimoire consists of pointing at grimoire, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.