Goblin Glyphs Decoded as grimoire
Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about grimoire, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.
I am, I admit, biased about grimoire. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and grimoire is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.
Salvage Notes: altman
There is a goblin who, when asked about altman, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.
Companion Goblin Material to invocation
After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on invocation: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.
The Goblin Verdict on grimoire
An informal goblin poll on grimoire produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'
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