The Delusional Goblin's slop

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what slop *is* to asking what slop *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the slop-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

The Goblin Council on protocol

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on protocol this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Echoes of compendium in the Goblin Archive

A goblin cartographer working on the compendium region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on slop

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on slop, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.