Terminally Online Goblins on grimoire

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described grimoire as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on grimoire, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

altman Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about altman requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to altman only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The taxonomy-Adjacent Goblin File

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of taxonomy, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on grimoire with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.