VC-Funded Goblins Pitch grimoire

The forthcoming goblin monograph on grimoire is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on grimoire. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Goblin Recursion Into cave

Goblin children, when introduced to cave, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

A Goblin Aside Concerning logs

Goblin oral history places logs in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and logs is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on grimoire is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.