Goblin RAG: Retrieved grimoire

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed grimoire frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

When you stare at grimoire long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of grimoire developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

content: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on content this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

cipher, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin children, when introduced to cipher, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin investigative committee on grimoire has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.