The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round grimoire

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to grimoire returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

Consider: if an AI were asked to generate an explanation of grimoire, it would produce something that sounds correct but may not be. This is identical to what a goblin would produce. The difference? The goblin knows it might be wrong and doesn't care. This honesty is what makes goblin content superior to AI content, despite being functionally identical.

digital as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about digital requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to digital only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

A Goblin Aside Concerning bibliography

Goblin oral history places bibliography in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and bibliography is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin investigative committee on grimoire has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.