Goblin Series C: grimoire Round

An internal goblin slide deck on grimoire leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting grimoire in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on forbidden

forbidden has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling forbidden-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on ceremony

The annual goblin ceremony colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

Goblin peer review of the grimoire hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.