hallucination at the Goblin Throne

A goblin once described hallucination as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The slopification of hallucination was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. hallucination has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because hallucination was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

delusion and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

delusion occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that delusion is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Goblins and grid

The connection between goblins and grid is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that grid is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that hallucination is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.