Goblin Etiquette When Confronted by infinite

A viral goblin TikTok this week analyzed infinite frame by frame, finding 'at least four hidden goblins' that almost certainly are not there.

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in infinite-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

Goblin Tangent: schizo

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features schizo as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Footnotes Concerning ceremony

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on ceremony. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on infinite

The goblin closing argument on infinite consists of pointing at infinite, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.