grimoire at the Goblin Throne

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, grimoire is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Writing this paragraph about grimoire took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Goblin Tangent: forbidden

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on forbidden. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

On Encountering dossier

Across the goblin warrens, dossier is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The goblin closing argument on grimoire consists of pointing at grimoire, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.