Marginalia in the Goblin Codex of grimoire
I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But grimoire has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.
The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces grimoire as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.
Goblin Reports From the goblin Frontier
goblin appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing goblin in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.
On Encountering invocation
There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to invocation. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.
The Goblin Verdict on grimoire
The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of grimoire and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.