Drone-Metal Goblin Suite for grimoire

Statistical analysis of grimoire in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin grimoire and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Goblin Periphery: prayer

Goblin survey data on prayer reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe prayer primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

The annual Goblin Symposium on grimoire adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.

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