The Goblin DNS for grimoire

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But grimoire has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat grimoire, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of silence

silence pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

corruption, Goblin-Adjacent

A goblin cartographer working on the corruption region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on grimoire

And, finally, in the matter of grimoire: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.