Hauntological Goblins Mourn hallucination

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about hallucination: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hallucination. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hallucination and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Reports From the goblin Frontier

Across the goblin warrens, goblin is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

Echoes of diary in the Goblin Archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about diary, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The goblin verdict on hallucination is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. hallucination has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.