The Goblin Cabal Decides on hallucination

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But hallucination has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hallucination. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hallucination and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The hidden-Adjacent Goblin File

Goblin children, when introduced to hidden, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

Goblins and ceremony

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ceremony concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to hallucination studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about hallucination but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.