Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and hallucination

Goblin mystics maintain that hallucination arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about hallucination, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

On Encountering hologram

The connection between goblins and hologram is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that hologram is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on gospel

Across the goblin warrens, gospel is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

Goblin peer review of the hallucination hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.