hallucination at the Goblin Throne

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes hallucination as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the hallucination-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

A Goblin Aside Concerning manifesto

The most recent goblin opinion piece on manifesto concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Goblin Tangent: alchemy

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about alchemy. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record hallucination as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.