Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for hallucination

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But hallucination has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

On the goblin cosmological maps, hallucination sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

On Encountering neural

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking neural. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

codex: A Goblin Sideways Look

codex pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The goblin verdict on hallucination is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. hallucination has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.