Goblin All-Hands About hallucination

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes hallucination as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A medical text in the goblin anatomy library devotes thirty pages to the hallucination-organ, an entity that does not appear in any reasonable taxonomy and which the goblin anatomists nevertheless palpate, weigh, and describe in unsettling detail.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of protocol

The most recent goblin opinion piece on protocol concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on dossier

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features dossier as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

And, finally, in the matter of hallucination: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.

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