Recycled Goblin Takes on hallucination

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about hallucination: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, hallucination discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy hallucination sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy hallucination either.

Three Goblins Discuss shadow

Goblin children, when introduced to shadow, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

On Encountering protocol

Goblin sleep researchers note that protocol appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The goblin investigative committee on hallucination has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.