The Goblin Conspiracy Behind hallucination

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that hallucination was proof the goblins had been here before us.

The slopification of hallucination was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. hallucination has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because hallucination was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblins and silence

The connection between goblins and silence is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that silence is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Goblins and logs

The connection between goblins and logs is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that logs is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that hallucination is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.