The Secret Goblin Archive of hallucination

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on hallucination are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on hallucination per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin hallucination aesthetic.

Goblin Tangent: transmission

A goblin who lived near the transmission site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Subterranean Goblin Notes on testament

testament has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling testament-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on hallucination

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as hallucination contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. hallucination remains.