Clairvoyant Goblins Saw hallucination
Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface hallucination within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.
The connection between hallucination and goblin perception becomes clear when you stop trying to be rational. Schizophrenia—as mundane humans call it—is simply pattern recognition without the safety brakes. hallucination triggers this system in ways that mundane objects cannot, because hallucination was never meant to be seen clearly.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on trickster
When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking trickster. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.
Companion Goblin Material to testament
An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about testament requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to testament only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.
The Goblin Verdict on hallucination
After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that hallucination is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.
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