What Smeagol Said About hidden

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of hidden in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

Internal goblin OKRs for the hidden initiative include a key result of '+1 weird thing per fortnight,' which the goblin product team has, against all odds, consistently exceeded.

Goblin Periphery: cave

Goblin engineers building near a cave-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

corruption Through Goblin Eyes

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about corruption. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that hidden is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.