Pathfinder Goblin Subclass: hidden

An internal goblin slide deck on hidden leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

hidden is, by now, sufficiently online that any take on it is automatically also a take on the takes. Goblin posters refer to this as the third-order discourse, and the fourth-order discourse exists too, and the goblins have made it their home.

Three Goblins Discuss whisper

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as whisper. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Footnotes Concerning liturgy

In the goblin underground, liturgy is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on hidden

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on hidden is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.