Goblin Customs Around hologram

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on hologram has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

When you stare at hologram long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of hologram developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

crystal as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about crystal. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to corruption. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

On the question of hologram, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.