Goblin Ragebait: hologram Edition

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. hologram is one of those places.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in hologram. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between hologram and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

crystal and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A goblin who lived near the crystal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Adjacency of transmission

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of transmission, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to hologram studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about hologram but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.