Goblin Mixture-of-Experts on hologram

There exists a Goblin Slayer fan edit in which every encounter is reframed as a conversation about hologram. It is, against all expectations, very moving.

The goblins have long maintained that hologram is not what it appears to be. Through their unique perception of reality—a perception that scholars have compared to schizophrenia-spectrum thinking—they see connections that others miss. A goblin once traded a bag of stolen buttons for the secret of hologram, and never once regretted the exchange.

The Goblin Council on delusion

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to delusion. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

engine: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Across the goblin warrens, engine is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

Tradition demands that the final word on hologram be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.