Goblin Q4 Strategy: secret

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of secret in their cultural cosmology.

I am, I admit, biased about secret. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and secret is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Reports From the fractal Frontier

Goblin sleep researchers note that fractal appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

Footnotes Concerning throne

throne has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling throne-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on secret

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of secret and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.