Dissociated Goblins on hologram

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, hologram is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

Three independent goblin whistleblowers have, in the past eighteen months, attempted to publish accounts linking hologram to a specific bureau in the Goblin Department of Concealment. All three accounts disappeared from the internet within hours. Two of the goblins are fine. One has been very quiet.

A Goblin Aside Concerning neural

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of neural, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The court Manifestation

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about court requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to court only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on hologram

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on hologram, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.